Name:
Ashley Cotner
Title:
Assistant Director of Trim
Favorite cannabis products:
Flower
Tell us about yourself:
I’m a ginger. But like, the daywalker kind.
What’s the best piece of advice you have ever been given?
Don’t let people or situations dictate how you feel.
What would your talent be if you were Mr/Mrs world?
Juggling… But I’d need a couple of years to prepare.
If you had to delete all but three apps from your phone what would they be?
Facebook, messenger, and bank app.
What’s your all time favorite Tv show? What are you watching now?
It’s always sunny and what we do in the shadows.
If you had a time machine would you go backwards or to the future?
Back to see prehistoric flora and fauna.
Morning person or Night owl?
I’m an afternoon delight.
Cat person? Dog person?
Dog.
What is your cell phone wallpaper?
The hubs.
What season would you be?
Winter.
If you could hangout with a cartoon character who would it be and why?
Linda Belcher. We would walk around and sign about everything we observe
If you could instantly become an expert at something what would it be?
Investing.
Would you rather have invisibility or flight?
Invisibility.
Favorite quote?
This body is smaller than the energy you are. -Delores Cannon.
Archetype?
30% spiritual 45% creative 25% visionary
Coffee? Tea?
Tea.
If you could see one movie again for the first time what would it be and why?
Terminator 2. Because it rules.
If you’re not from Arkansas how did you end up here?
I am from here. I have lived other places too.
What is something really proud of accomplishing?
I used to be a real jerk in the morning. Now I’m not.
What is your secret talent?
All my talents are out in the open.
If you could pick up a new skill in an instant what would it be?
Web design would be pretty handy.
What is the last thing you gave 100% to?
Honestly, dinner. The tacos had chive cream cheese AND queso.
Do you care about your astrological sign?
Yes, I dig that stuff.
When did you last cry in front of another person?
I do this often. All different kinds of tears.
If you were left on a deserted island with either your worst enemy or no one, which would you choose?
No one.
If you could have unlimited supply of one the thing the rest of your life what would it be and why?
Cannabis, because it is medicine, and I need it.
If you had 25 hours each day how would you use your extra time?
Doing art / making things.
What is your most used emoji?
Smile with hearts.
Favorite Item
What was your first car? What do you drive now?
’76 Dodge Aspen station wagon, 2008 Toyota Highlander.
Team Apple or Android?
Apple.
Favorite social media platform?
Facebook, for the groups.
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator or stuck on a suspension bridge?
Bridge, because it’s outside in the air.
Would you rather go to a house party or a bar?
Neither.
Would you rather go to a movie theater or watch at home?
HOME! Unless I’m in the theater alone, then it’s ok.
Would you rather move things with your mind or read minds?
Read minds.
Would you rather have a pause button or a rewind button on your life?
Rewind button.
Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse?
Robots are unstoppable.
What movie made you laugh the hardest?
Harold and Kumar the 1st time! But Popstar gets funnier the more I watch it.
When you die, what would you like to be remembered for?
Being a positive influence.
How would your best friend describe you?
Quirky, smart, and funny. ( I asked)
How would your worst enemy describe you?
She’s not very creative, so I imagine I’m gonna say she’d call me a witch. JK I don’t have one.
What is your favorite trait about yourself?
Patience, because I had to work to cultivate it.
Which element would you want to be able to control?
Water solves more problems than anything else.
Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every language?
Talk to the baby sweet little animals.
Who inspired you to pursue the career you have today?
Well my hubs suggested it…
What is your favorite family tradition?
Watch Addams Family Values on Thanksgiving.
Share a description and picture of your favorite material item you own, why it is your favorite?
My Megalodon tooth.
How do you recognize when you’re stressed?
I kinda micro manage myself to not get too stressed out, so I notice it right away.
What’s your middle name?
Evan.
Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener.
Where did you grow up?
Fort Smith, AR Hardscrabble area.
Using one word, name something that drives your success.
Peace.
What is your worst personality trait?
Guilt.
Describe your in-laws in one word.
Missed.
Favorite breakfast?
Fried potato scramble with just egg, with a side of tortilla heated with cheese and green chilies, and sliced roma tomato and avocado.
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